Dear Cananists (although an abusive term for Onanists may be more appropriate)
Is it beyond reason that you clean up after your dogs? In particular, what is it about the top end of Tresillian Road? Why do you insist on letting them crap there? Why do you leave it? Why do you have to let them go in the middle of the pavement?
You people are the scum of the earth. Do you know how unpleasant it is to clean it off the wheels of a buggy by hand?